Yesss, I am, thanks for that. Today will be short since it’s actually a Saturday, and I’m just doing all of you guys a favor by posting. There also might be a crappy video posted on my channel today if I feel up to the challenge of giving a damn.
Snippet about life before we get to the dirty tidbits?
Forensics meet today. I was amazing, as always. Haha, actually, I kinda sucked, but somehow, I got a perfect 25 on one of my rounds, so I’m pretty damn happy for that (this is my first EVER perfect 25, and this is my third year). I now have a headache and am home alone. This is fun…not. I also have a ton of shit to do. Like…butt-loads.
Things I have to do before my parents get home.
- Post this blog.
- Fix my Forensics piece.
- Make cookie dough (and subsequently eat cookie dough)
- Have a party (a party of one, with loud music, no pants, and happiness)
- Be fucking stupid about my headache and do everything listed above.
Good? I think that’s good. I think I’ve got a whole shit-balls list of things to do, and not much time to do them.
I’m also pretty sure I’m in love. I don’t want to talk about it, or think about it, or even feel it. But goddamn…
He’s great.
Annndddd, not exactly on the market for me.
Okay, moving on from my pathetic life story, let’s get to the list of five.
FIVE ALMOST SEXUAL THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Fap on the moon. No lie. How great would that be? Like, honestly, don’t deny it, that’s would be fucking great. I have a few questions about that, though. Like, would it be easier or harder to get off with less gravity? Has anyone ever fapped on the moon before? Is that legal?
2. Travel the world in a penis-shaped air balloon. Possibly fap in the penis-shaped air-balloon, but that is entirely optional, because if you’re up really high, won’t you run out of breath quicker? Wouldn’t that be a shame to get too worn out to fap?
3. Do Parkour. Naked. Why? Well in the equation of naked equals hot, Parkour equals ‘fuck me now’ hot, that would be like a ‘please, dear god, make it stop and fuck me now’ kind of hot.
4. Go back in time in a world where the Breakfast Club was a reality, meet everyone, and then steal Bender from that stupid little bitch. Remember that closet thing he got locked in?
I’m so there.
5. Stalk Jared Leto. Need I go further with this one? No? Well, too fucking bad, my furry friends, because I’m gonna.
This is the part where I tell you…
Jaredletoisaboutthehottestguyontheentirefaceoftheearthandilovelovelovelovelovehim.
Okay, done.
